June 2013
37 posts
Finally I get to sit down and listen to the vinyl version of Random Access Memories. This is the way to relax after an 11 hour flight.
Imagine using Kinect to order porn on TV with an Xbox One. You’d have to say loud enough to hear across the room “Kinect, purchase ‘Big Titty Cock Onslaught VIII.’” If that doesn’t sell you on the Xbox One, you’re an idiot.
“Xbox! Play, Round Butt Sluts 5.” Yep. Done. Gotta have it xD
Going to the gym at 6am I should get some sleep. [Sam’s Brain] “Nah you should listen to Radiohead for a few hours instead”. Ok brain, good idea. Was I going to do something tomorrow morning? [Brain] “Sssh”
Hey. Americans. NO! THATS A COURGETTE! I’m sorry, Target confuses me.
